Beardynoise

thatsabingo:

So I follow my aunties on pintrest for like sharing recipes and stuff but today one of them posted this gif:

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and they’re all commenting like “the perfect man” and “what all women want ;)” and stuff like that

And I’m over here laughing my ass off because that’s gay porn star, Austin Wolf. This gif is from a gay porno. Like, literally 5 seconds after this moment, he has a cock in his mouth.

(via lilbuttmonkey)

toecruise:

send this to ur crush without context

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

kiransingh:

"Mushrooms have thickened his wit and yellowed his teeth"

"Your love of the halflings’ leaf has clearly slowed your mind"

Saruman is remembered for his treachery and betrayal but never for his strong anti-drugs stance

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magneticpie:

stannis competing with tywin for dad of the year

lionswithjobs:

JAZZ LION:
Advantages:
Powerful, low octave roar.
Disregard racial barriers and sings for all mammals.
Disadvantages:
Can’t sing in English - Limited to scat singing.
Almost certainly unable to play double bass without eating people.

lionswithjobs:

JAZZ LION:

Advantages:

Powerful, low octave roar.

Disregard racial barriers and sings for all mammals.

Disadvantages:

Can’t sing in English - Limited to scat singing.

Almost certainly unable to play double bass without eating people.

if your grave doesn’t say “rest in peace” you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war

(Source: johndisneys, via the-pietriarchy)