me doing maths:
listen up fives, a ten is speaking
me listening to Blurred Lines:
this song, like everything, is about me
me explaining why I don’t want to perform a song in public:
sometimes I sing too beautifully
me when looking over an exam paper:
I’ll do it, but only for the…
Anonymous asked: MOFFAT WAT IZ D NEXT DR WHO GONA BE LIKE?
Okokokok there gonna b PLOST TWSIT at end AND CLFIFHNANGERE. There will be AT LEAST ONE FUNNY GAY for REPRESENTATION because I am not Hmomphobia. There are TWO sassy woman WITH GUN and FLIRT WITH DR WHO. She will be MYSTERYSY and STRONG WOMEN. You will NEVER be able to predict where THIS SEASON is go to. I am a clever. U will like. Thank.
Highlights otherwise ignored Africa news
Imposing on guests and viewers alike.
Can’t speak English
Risk of moulting on expensive suits.
Lions With Jobs lives again.
So I follow my aunties on pintrest for like sharing recipes and stuff but today one of them posted this gif:
and they’re all commenting like “the perfect man” and “what all women want ;)” and stuff like that
And I’m over here laughing my ass off because that’s gay porn star, Austin Wolf. This gif is from a gay porno. Like, literally 5 seconds after this moment, he has a cock in his mouth.
"Mushrooms have thickened his wit and yellowed his teeth"
"Your love of the halflings’ leaf has clearly slowed your mind"
Saruman is remembered for his treachery and betrayal but never for his strong anti-drugs stance