Beardynoise

lionswithjobs:

JAZZ LION:
Advantages:
Powerful, low octave roar.
Disregard racial barriers and sings for all mammals.
Disadvantages:
Can’t sing in English - Limited to scat singing.
Almost certainly unable to play double bass without eating people.

lionswithjobs:

JAZZ LION:

Advantages:

Powerful, low octave roar.

Disregard racial barriers and sings for all mammals.

Disadvantages:

Can’t sing in English - Limited to scat singing.

Almost certainly unable to play double bass without eating people.

if your grave doesn’t say “rest in peace” you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war

(Source: johndisneys, via the-pietriarchy)

jonasttg:

Never forget

Damn, Charles Dance. DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN.

(Source: beynotce)

scp-3068:

asubmissiveintraining:

mysubcalledlife:

asubmissiveintraining:

listeningtoyoursmile:

because-b:

Saw these while lurking hildidrawsdicks' blog, but only one was in the main post while the others were just added in the captions and in gray box form. I think they all deserve to be seen in the main post, yes? (source)

the pounding fathers

Oh god

I’m already thinking of the period piece dress to match this. Corseted waist with ample cleavage spilling out the top. Drool

Fuuuuuck.

idon’tusuallypostpornbutwhenidoit’sclassy-

This is the classiest porn I’ve ever, ever seen.

(via bellamop)